Hipster George

Symptoms of Stupidity

Hello everybody! Do you have a friend or family member that has suspicious behavior? Ever considered that they could be stupid? (or the medical term, a moron) Here are a list of symptoms:

1. The mouth open. The number one sign of stupidity is when a person constantly lets their mouth hang open. Not wide open, like a gaping hole, but just slightly open. And they usually have this blank look in their eyes when they hang their mouth open. If you don't know how to close your mouth (excluding people with legitimate problems) then you clearly are an idiot. 

2. Using death threats when contradicted. This one is hard to explain, so let me give you an example. So imagine there are two people. Person A and Person B (i'll just use A and B for short). So A says "I am voting for Candidate 1 in the next election because he wants to lower taxes". B tells him "No A, it's Candidate 2 who wants to lower taxes, not Candidate 1". Now a normal person would disagree with B and nicely give a counter argument, but a stupid person responds "I hope you die you fucking ass hole! Fuck you and your family! Get the hell out of my god damned country you unpatriotic shit! I hope you fucking die a fucking death and get shot down!" (excuse my language, but that's how morons talk). The only way they can defend them self is by yelling curse word filled death threats.

3. Not knowing when it is appropriate to joke around. It is one thing to joke around with friends and family, but its another thing when you are in a business meeting, and you keep cracking sex jokes like a 12 year old boy. If you don't understand the difference between going out with friends and a funeral, then something is wrong with you.

4. This one relates a bit with number two, but I think it still deserves its own number (because it's so cool like that). Not being able to tolerate people who are different. And I don't race or sexuality (although you are stupid if you can't accept someone a different race of sexuality either) but for things a lot less serious, like a different taste in music. Lets say (using person A and B again) that A likes to listen to rock music, while B likes to listen to pop. Instead of A accepting the fact that B likes different music, he calls B "a freak who has no taste and should be shot down and buried in a pile of crap and then pissed on 200 times" [again with the death threats] 

If anybody you know show any of these 4 symptoms, then there are high chances that they are stupid.

Happy Tuesday Afternoon!

Hello, haven't been posting for a few days , but i'm back! So Friday I wrote about the stupid stories on Yahoo, and today I found THE dumbest of them all. I mean, I honestly can't find anything dumber than this story... at all... absolutely nothing. Just take a look:

Seriously, I can't even PRETEND to like this story like I did in my last post. When in the world would anybody need to know this? How is this homepage news? And I'm not just hating on Yahoo, all the other news stories post just as dumb stuff. It just happenes that I use Yahoo email. I wonder what goes trough the minds of the writers....

I can just imagine the boss holding a meeting with all the writers, and he goes "What would be news for today? hmm, well there's famine in Africa, the presidential candidates are starting to create their campaings, and all these serious problems in the world. Which article would be the best?" And then one of the writers burst into the doors of the meeting and goes "DROP EVERYTHING! A veteran Rock, Paper, Scissors player just gave the secret on how to win!" and they all scurry off to post ths breaking news onto the home page.

Btw, how in the world do you become a veteran Rock, Paper, Sissors player? That, I will never know....

The Intelligent stories on Yahoo's homepage!

I decided to post the most amazing stories from the Yahoo homepage! I am the type of person who likes to read enriching stories with deep intellectual meaning, and I feel as though Yahoo does a great job providing me with them! Just check out these:

1) This story really caught my eye, because every day, when I wake up in the morning, the first thing I think to myself is "What is the best way to win Monopoly?" Now my dream is coming ture! I can finally know how to win Monopoly! And, not just anybody is sharing this treasured secret, its only the top "math whizzes"!

2) What a truely touching story! This story has three tear inducing factors to it: an old man, a little girl, and a ring! How much more inspirational can this get? And look at the bottom right of the screen, where the recommended stories are. Apparently, a thief swallowed a ring! Also, a boy got his wallet back! See, these are the kind of inspirational stories you only get on Yahoo!

3) Whew, after such a deep story, it's great to see a more humorous article! Let me summarize this one for you. So, at one of his golf games, Tiger Woods made this crazy shot into the woods. Now, get this. While most of the audience had fairly normal reactions, there was this one fan who had this HILARIOUS reaction! Thanks, Yahoo, for making my day! And they couldn't have picked a better sport then golf. 

4) Okay, whats more interesting then a story about the royal family? That's right, NOTHING! The fact that I am American, and they are not even royals of my country, makes it even more exciting! Anyways, this article was about a magazine titled Grazia. Of course I read Grazia all day, every day! The magazine apparently photoshoped a picture of Kate at her wedding to make her look thinner. Shame on them. I am totes going to boycott Grazia....

5) My last one! This article is absolutely amazing. What, besides the royal family, is better then finding my perfect pair of jeans! FINALLY, my perfect pair of jeans! And, its not like anybody sponsered this article. No, Yahoo did it out of the goodness of their hearts, because they really wanted to share with the public what the perfect pair of jeans are.

Okay, normally I don't like to judge news websites because I understand that some days are more eventful then others, so of course there will be some slow day stories. But come on, Yahoo, where are your slow day stories? All I find are these amazingly insightful ones!

(btw, this is sarcastic, just incase you didn't figure that out by now...)

Before I make you a sandwitch:

Since I am a girl, I hear the "make me a sandwitch" and "you belong in the kitchen" crap a lot. So I decided, for any guy who asks me to make them a sandwitch, I will. BUT, if we are going to play by gender roles, here are a list of things you will need to do before I make you a sandwitch:

1. Go to college. Men are supposed to be educated and smart right? So stop being a waste of space, and get a degree! If I can do it, you certainly can, right?

2. Get a job. Men are supposed to be the bread winners, right? So get up, stop playing you're xbox 360, and get a job. And not some stupid job like "Official Walmart Cashier", no something that goes 9 to 5 everyday, 5 days a week.

3. Well, not only do you have to get a job, you will have to hunt for food. How can I make you a sandwitch if you don't provide me with some meat to make that sandwitch with? And going to the grocery store doesn't cut it mister. You want to play by gender rolls? Then hunt me a turky god dammit!

4. Now I need to have a roof over my head. You got the food and the money, build me a house dammit! And a nice one, too.

5.  Alright, so provided you get some meat and money, and put a roof over my head, step five is for you to do all the yard work. The grass won't mow its self, now will it? The house needs a new fence, and as a man, you need to put it up. I'm I girl, I can't.

6. Okay, the yard is nice and clean now. Time to enlist for the army! As a man, you are supposed to protect me, right? So go out and serve this country!

If you meet all 6 of these steps, I will gladly make you a sandwitch. In fact, I will have 20 kids for you, clean the house, and sew clothes all day! But, since I am guessing none of the guys reading this have accomplished any of these things, you can man up and make your own damn sandwitch!

OH NO!!!

btw, aliens are taking over the world. nbd

This picture is titled "Nathalie's crappy attempt to do something cool on photoshop"

Imma take the time to say...

So this was an article on yahoo today. Now usually, I don't take the time (infact I usually don't even care) to read the articles on yahoo, but this one really caugt my eye. This article just made me hurt in so may different ways for Rebecca Black.  I am not one of those people who say stupid ass things like “ur all haterz! u’s just jelouz cause she better then u’s!” (all the people who say that have terrible grammar) because there’s not much to be jealous about. Nor am I a Friday fanatic with posters of Rebecca all over my walls, but she in no ways deserves this. At all.

As someone who was bullied, I know that it is one of the most painful experiences. I honestly would rather slowly peel my skin off with a razor blade (first thing that came to mind?) then have to go through what I went through one more time. And I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemies, never the less a kind of bad youtube singer. Some of the things people tell this poor girl are just terrible, and makes me ashamed to be part of the human race. Does Rebecca Black deserve to kill her self for singing a song you do not like? Not at all.

Sorry about my long rant, but bullying is one of those things that I just won't tolerate (and I tolerate a LOT of things)



btw, here is the full article:   http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/392244/rebecca-black-pulled-from-school-due-to-bullying/?mwp_success=NONJS_POST_SUCCESS#mwpphu-post-form