Symptoms of Stupidity

Hello everybody! Do you have a friend or family member that has suspicious behavior? Ever considered that they could be stupid? (or the medical term, a moron) Here are a list of symptoms:

1. The mouth open. The number one sign of stupidity is when a person constantly lets their mouth hang open. Not wide open, like a gaping hole, but just slightly open. And they usually have this blank look in their eyes when they hang their mouth open. If you don't know how to close your mouth (excluding people with legitimate problems) then you clearly are an idiot. 

2. Using death threats when contradicted. This one is hard to explain, so let me give you an example. So imagine there are two people. Person A and Person B (i'll just use A and B for short). So A says "I am voting for Candidate 1 in the next election because he wants to lower taxes". B tells him "No A, it's Candidate 2 who wants to lower taxes, not Candidate 1". Now a normal person would disagree with B and nicely give a counter argument, but a stupid person responds "I hope you die you fucking ass hole! Fuck you and your family! Get the hell out of my god damned country you unpatriotic shit! I hope you fucking die a fucking death and get shot down!" (excuse my language, but that's how morons talk). The only way they can defend them self is by yelling curse word filled death threats.

3. Not knowing when it is appropriate to joke around. It is one thing to joke around with friends and family, but its another thing when you are in a business meeting, and you keep cracking sex jokes like a 12 year old boy. If you don't understand the difference between going out with friends and a funeral, then something is wrong with you.

4. This one relates a bit with number two, but I think it still deserves its own number (because it's so cool like that). Not being able to tolerate people who are different. And I don't race or sexuality (although you are stupid if you can't accept someone a different race of sexuality either) but for things a lot less serious, like a different taste in music. Lets say (using person A and B again) that A likes to listen to rock music, while B likes to listen to pop. Instead of A accepting the fact that B likes different music, he calls B "a freak who has no taste and should be shot down and buried in a pile of crap and then pissed on 200 times" [again with the death threats] 

If anybody you know show any of these 4 symptoms, then there are high chances that they are stupid.