The Intelligent stories on Yahoo's homepage!

I decided to post the most amazing stories from the Yahoo homepage! I am the type of person who likes to read enriching stories with deep intellectual meaning, and I feel as though Yahoo does a great job providing me with them! Just check out these:

1) This story really caught my eye, because every day, when I wake up in the morning, the first thing I think to myself is "What is the best way to win Monopoly?" Now my dream is coming ture! I can finally know how to win Monopoly! And, not just anybody is sharing this treasured secret, its only the top "math whizzes"!

2) What a truely touching story! This story has three tear inducing factors to it: an old man, a little girl, and a ring! How much more inspirational can this get? And look at the bottom right of the screen, where the recommended stories are. Apparently, a thief swallowed a ring! Also, a boy got his wallet back! See, these are the kind of inspirational stories you only get on Yahoo!

3) Whew, after such a deep story, it's great to see a more humorous article! Let me summarize this one for you. So, at one of his golf games, Tiger Woods made this crazy shot into the woods. Now, get this. While most of the audience had fairly normal reactions, there was this one fan who had this HILARIOUS reaction! Thanks, Yahoo, for making my day! And they couldn't have picked a better sport then golf. 

4) Okay, whats more interesting then a story about the royal family? That's right, NOTHING! The fact that I am American, and they are not even royals of my country, makes it even more exciting! Anyways, this article was about a magazine titled Grazia. Of course I read Grazia all day, every day! The magazine apparently photoshoped a picture of Kate at her wedding to make her look thinner. Shame on them. I am totes going to boycott Grazia....

5) My last one! This article is absolutely amazing. What, besides the royal family, is better then finding my perfect pair of jeans! FINALLY, my perfect pair of jeans! And, its not like anybody sponsered this article. No, Yahoo did it out of the goodness of their hearts, because they really wanted to share with the public what the perfect pair of jeans are.

Okay, normally I don't like to judge news websites because I understand that some days are more eventful then others, so of course there will be some slow day stories. But come on, Yahoo, where are your slow day stories? All I find are these amazingly insightful ones!

(btw, this is sarcastic, just incase you didn't figure that out by now...)